Funny Seat Belt Sayings
Confucius say: Buckle up! Seat belts save face.
Buckle your belt—not your vehicle!
Seat belts keep you hanging in there.
Seat belts save lives—fasten yours!
A seat belt is a life belt.
No Belt. No brain.
Trust your captain but keep your seat belt securely fastened.
You may think seat belts are uncomfortable, but have you ever tried a stretcher?
Wear your seat belt. It's much more comfortable than wearing a caste or bandages.
Don't leave safety to mere chance. That's why belts are sold with pants.
– Burma-Shave roadside message.
A friend is like a seat belt, you may not always need them, but they will be there just in case.
If you do not use seat belts, be sure and wear a soft, felt hat to protect your ears as your head goes through the windshield.